You have no idea how refreshing it is to see in an age of teenage angst, apathy, and rap music, that a group of high school students are ready to take on the torch left by Carlton Banks and Alex P. Keaton and take a stand against the unchecked, unabashed left wing jew loving welfare giving homosexual deviant lifestyle living peacecorp volunteering organic food eating commie pinko liberal media conspiracy infiltrating our young people today (whew).
Today and tomorrow youth from Santa Rosa's Rancho Cotate High School Conservative Club (The first club chartered by the High School Conversative Clubs of America -- Yes mom, they're a real organization) will be joining GayMarriageNO.org in demonstrating for one hour at noon on both days passing out clever flyers to students denouncing the homosexual lifestyle, all while wearing stylish red sweatshirts that say "No Gay" on the front, "Homosexuality is a Sin" on the back, and peppered with Bible quotes reflecting that all gay people are horrible people and will die horrible horrible deaths. The youth have been instructed to leave their sweatshirts on during the entire two-day protest. By any means necessary.
