First comes the tricky 8 p.m. slot, which is filled by "Alias," "America's Next Top Model," and "The Amazing Race." "Alias" won't be ending for another week, but "ANTM" and "TAR" are bidding us farewell. "ANTM"'s finale airs at 8 p.m. on UPN, and it's sticking to its one-hour finale tradition (which we applaud it for; there's nothing worse than bloated finales, SURVIVOR). Too bad this "cycle" has been such a let-down. For some reason, the judges chose to get rid of all the beautiful girls near the beginning of the season, making this edition one of the--well, to put it bluntly--ugliest yet. Will the nightmarish Jade take home the prize? The formerly snaggle-toothed Joanie? Or the formerly ultra gap-toothed Danielle? Meh. We don't like any of 'em.