Next up, a completely not soaked with alcohol East Bay Express: Hey, we just picked our issue up with the classifieds side up and you can go to LA on a Price Is Right bus tour for $125! ($16 off if you mention the ad.) Come on down! The tofu-based logic of this week's Dream Cartoon cannot be refuted. Calling the guy whose number is 510-RAIDERS. He's been getting drunk dials for over 10 years. Why so much arson in Oakland? Cover article: shady mortgage brokers selling houses without telling the owners in Berkeley. Exciting neighborhood spat (complete with stencil graffiti) ensues. Hey, Judy Blume's coming to Alameda this Monday! There's a new wine bar in Oakland. Fiddling in Berkeley, and hey! The Treasure Island Music Fest (we remember to buy tickets to that).

After the jump: the San Jose Metro and the Bay Guardian, the Weekly of the Week, and the tally for the year.

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