Well that was fun! Don't forget to call your mom and let her know it was a small one.

Update @ 9:25pm: Apparently it was bigger in the East Bay? It totally felt small in the Richmond. Debrief yourselves in the comments.

Update @ 9:35pm: We were going to do a roundup of what local news stations are reporting, but visiting their websites rendered us blind. Seriously, why are local news sites SO FUCKING UGLY? Here's what's they look like when you put them together, which isn't an objective test of anything but feels somehow gratifying:

Anyway, they're not reporting anything good; just that it happened and everyone's fine. Nice work, journalists.